This is the story of Pat Moffett, a 20-year-old street smart G.I. who went to Vietnam and came out alive. Among other things, Pat was embroiled with currency schemes, impersonating officers, dating bar girls, running secret mission for army brass, dragged into street fights, and rescuing orphans. And that's just for starters. No matter where you stand on Vietnam you can't help but to laugh out loud when reading Pat's stories.